Public Restroom Etiquette

OK, today we will discuss public restroom etiquette.

 

1. Urinal conversations are absolutely prohibited. Nobody should want to talk whilst peeing.
2. If you are a Super Pooper, and have successfully stopped up an industrial toilet, consider a double flush. No one wants to walk in and see a stopped up toilet.
3. WASH YOUR HANDS!! We all touch the same door knobs and I don’t want your sharticles on my hands. It’s gross, and we could all get Pink Eye.
4. Finally, if you are in a stall, close the door. It’s just polite.