This is the first edition of The Daily Grind (by Chris). So, I will start by letting all you Grinders what is going on here. Every day, I will let all of my loyal subscribers in on what kind of ridiculous bullshit I have been exposed to that day. So, here we go:
There has been a higher than normal murder rate in Central Arkansas since just before Christmas. I’m going to let everyone in on some basic philosophies that, while common sense for most of us, must be some secret knowledge I came by somehow.
#1, When someone makes you mad, killing them is NOT an appropriate response. Scream, yell, bitch and moan, but don’t kill. I repeat DO NOT KILL!
#2, Road Rage is NOT a reason to kill someone….ever! If you are running late, it’s your own fault. Leave the house earlier next time.
#3, Cheating (of any kind) is not a good reason to sentence someone to death. A punch (only 1) to the stomach may be warranted but that is it.
#4, If you don’t have the money to buy something you want, don’t break into someone’s house or car to get it. These can lead to someone getting killed. And DAMN SURE don’t mug someone.
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